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Paul the Plumber π
6β1, 16 stone cheeky geordie plumber ππ
So yeaβ¦ this is meβ¦ that amazing/legendary/absolute anoying twat with the stupid accent who tells the funny storyβs (circle any applicable, it tends to be the last π€·π»ββοΈπ ) but fuck all that! we are here because you wanna see my ππ
I know right your thinking βfuck he seemed so sweet and innocentβ but noβ¦ I like getting my Willy wet as much as the next person π get your fucking wet finger out of my ear! π‘anyways letβs take a look at whatβs on offer because your not stupid I want your money and in exchange you get to see me naked and other things too so if we ever meet in person and you say βHey your Paul the plumberβ I can get social anxiety wondering how much of me you have really seen and in what predicament (stroking the plunger and wasting baby Paulβs or folding myself like a fucking pretzel so u can see my balloon button)
- customs ππ they are amazing! (Nothing like me moaning your name π)
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6β1, 16 stone cheeky geordie plumber ππ
So yeaβ¦ this is meβ¦ that amazing/legendary/absolute anoying twat with the stupid accent who tells the funny storyβs (circle any applicable, it tends to be the last π€·π»ββοΈπ ) but fuck all that! we are here because you wanna see my ππ
I know right your thinking βfuck he seemed so sweet and innocentβ but noβ¦ I like getting my Willy wet as much as the next person π get your fucking wet finger out of my ear! π‘anyways letβs take a look at whatβs on offer because your not stupid I want your money and in exchange you get to see me naked and other things too so if we ever meet in person and you say βHey your Paul the plumberβ I can get social anxiety wondering how much of me you have really seen and in what predicament (stroking the plunger and wasting baby Paulβs or folding myself like a fucking pretzel so u can see my balloon button)
- customs ππ they are amazing! (Nothing like me moaning your name π)
B/B
B/G
Solos
come chat π
Cheeky Geordie plumber ππ some things are a little too naughty for hereβ¦ the better stuff is here https://t.co/wCmLtAdRID
